So the pope story will come some time during my Thanksgiving break. I've been a bit busy (school just gets in the way some times.......) stay in school kids!
In the mean time, my uncle sent me some of his takes on what people should do in a bear suit. See anyone can do it! so send me yours. In fact, I am thinking about having a bear suit top ten contest, and if you make the list you could win a prize! Yes, you could win a prize.
Uncle Steve Bear Suit Activity's
1) catch a cab and ask the driver to take you home to the zoo.
2) walk into Hans Wieman and inquire about hair removal
3) drive up to the drive thru window at Wendy's and order honey with a side of bees
4) ask the Walgreen's pharmacist, "excuse me, do you have anything to stop the itch down there (while gesturing between your thighs)
5) ask the Walgreen's clerk, "excuse me, where's that shaving cream you had on sale"?
6) walk in late to the movie theatre and ask the single person "excuse me, is that seat taken"?
Friday, November 16, 2007
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
More Bear Suits
Ok so I know you all voted for the fake news story about the pope, but I havent written it yet. This bear suit thing is way too much fun. Anyway here are some more. I promise my next update will be the pope story, thank you for yor patience, now enjoy
26) Crash a wedding.
27) Crash a bachelor party by popping out of a cake as the striper.
28) Go to a seafood restaurant and ask if they have any live salmon
29) Go to a costume shop and ask if they have any masks of any of the controversial bear presidents.
30) Go to a Build-A-Bear with a friend who is also in a bear suit and shout “This is how you really make a bear!” and start humping each other.
31) Put on red swimming trunks (or a poke-a-dot bikini), go to a pool, and float on a rafted.
32) Attend an upper level physics class at a university, and say to the person next to you “I wish this class was more challenging. I mean I did this stuff back in beardergarden”
33) Sit at a bus station in a suit and tie (no pants). When people get there ask them what time it is then say, “God I am going to be so late!”
34) Go skiing
35) Go snowboarding
36) Go sledding
37) Go to Jenny Craig and ask how many points 28 pounds of salmon in one sitting would be.
38) Go to a tanning salon and say you need a base coat for your vacation to Mexico.
39) Go to a pet store. Ask what this you need to buy for a cat because you just took one in from off the street.
40) Go to a fire station and ask if you can sign up to help.
41) Go door to door asking people if they have found Greg the Savior of Bears
42) Go to a furniture store and tryout all of the beds until you find and declare one “just right”
43) Go to a grocery store, pick up a bag of Teddy Grahams and ask to see a manager
44) Tell everyone you see that you are naked
45) Ride a go-kart
46) Go to a train station and ask if they have a ticket to get to Bearville
47) Go to a Chicago Bears game. Ask everyone around you why there are no bears on the field and then say “This sure is different from the bearball back home”
48) Go to a taxidermist and yell “YOU BUTCHER!” then leave.
49) Go to a police station. Declare yourself a spokesman for your kind. Ask if they want to have a bear mascot, and finally beat the fire department in terms of kick-assness. “Bear vs Dalmatians? No contest.”
50) Go to a bar and pick up a girl with the line “once you’ve had bear, nothing else seems fair.”
51) Go to a gun store and ask what it would take to tranquilize 13 enraged humans.
52) Ask someone if they would be interested in letting you follow them around for your documentary “Man-Grizzly”
53) Ride a bike
54) Ride a scooter
55) Invite people to a party you are hosting later that night. Say it is for your cousin who just came in from the Yukon, and it’s going to be crazy wild”
26) Crash a wedding.
27) Crash a bachelor party by popping out of a cake as the striper.
28) Go to a seafood restaurant and ask if they have any live salmon
29) Go to a costume shop and ask if they have any masks of any of the controversial bear presidents.
30) Go to a Build-A-Bear with a friend who is also in a bear suit and shout “This is how you really make a bear!” and start humping each other.
31) Put on red swimming trunks (or a poke-a-dot bikini), go to a pool, and float on a rafted.
32) Attend an upper level physics class at a university, and say to the person next to you “I wish this class was more challenging. I mean I did this stuff back in beardergarden”
33) Sit at a bus station in a suit and tie (no pants). When people get there ask them what time it is then say, “God I am going to be so late!”
34) Go skiing
35) Go snowboarding
36) Go sledding
37) Go to Jenny Craig and ask how many points 28 pounds of salmon in one sitting would be.
38) Go to a tanning salon and say you need a base coat for your vacation to Mexico.
39) Go to a pet store. Ask what this you need to buy for a cat because you just took one in from off the street.
40) Go to a fire station and ask if you can sign up to help.
41) Go door to door asking people if they have found Greg the Savior of Bears
42) Go to a furniture store and tryout all of the beds until you find and declare one “just right”
43) Go to a grocery store, pick up a bag of Teddy Grahams and ask to see a manager
44) Tell everyone you see that you are naked
45) Ride a go-kart
46) Go to a train station and ask if they have a ticket to get to Bearville
47) Go to a Chicago Bears game. Ask everyone around you why there are no bears on the field and then say “This sure is different from the bearball back home”
48) Go to a taxidermist and yell “YOU BUTCHER!” then leave.
49) Go to a police station. Declare yourself a spokesman for your kind. Ask if they want to have a bear mascot, and finally beat the fire department in terms of kick-assness. “Bear vs Dalmatians? No contest.”
50) Go to a bar and pick up a girl with the line “once you’ve had bear, nothing else seems fair.”
51) Go to a gun store and ask what it would take to tranquilize 13 enraged humans.
52) Ask someone if they would be interested in letting you follow them around for your documentary “Man-Grizzly”
53) Ride a bike
54) Ride a scooter
55) Invite people to a party you are hosting later that night. Say it is for your cousin who just came in from the Yukon, and it’s going to be crazy wild”
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