Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Top Ten List

Every week David Letterman holds a Top Ten competition on his website. Each week there is a different topic, and anyone can submit an entry. I try to do this competition every week, but with school and a social life it turns out ot be about once a month. I have won just once, recieving the number #5 spot, and a Late Show Mouse pad. The contest has changed a little in that now all winners get a free Late Show T-shirt. check out the site, put up your best funny, maybe you can win!
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20070127.phtml

Top Ten Newspaper Headlines in 2007

Cheney Strikes Again

Bin Laden Found: Hiding with Justin Guarini

Bin Laden Found, Receives Award for Best NYC Cab Driver

O’Donnell and Trump Get Hitched!

Kid Rock Announces He Will Now Be Known as Adolescent Rock

Bush and Kim Jung-il Reach Agreement to Party

Kevin Bacon Suffers Third Degree Burns While Cooking Bacon

Mel Gibson Returns to Acting in Remake of Yentl

O’Donnell and Trump Set for Winner Take All Cage Match

After Cancellation of Deal or No Deal, Howie Mandel Gets Job as LAPD Negotiator

Terrorist Wins Lawsuit against New York Times, Claiming Plans were copyrighted and could not be printed without Written Consent

Al Gore Severely Burned by His Nobel Prize for Work on Global Warming After It Melted

Michael Richards Proposes to Oprah

Paris Hilton: Russian Spy!

Fidel Castro Throws Out First Pitch at Nationals Game, Then Signed By Yankees

George Hamilton and Joan Rivers Marry in Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Bono Takes on New Challenge of Supplying Africans with Sun Glasses

Kevin Spacey Divorces Claiming He Needed Space

Nicole Richie Claims She Is Anorexic After Falling Through Sewer Grate

Fabio Finally Believes It Is Not Butter

The Knicks Win The Championship! Rematch Fight Already Scheduled

Student Suspended After Caught Cheating off an Exchange Student on US History Test

Cheney Stabs Accountant While on Fishing Trip

Letterman and Aniston Have Twins!

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