What is the difference between seeing someone in their bathing suit and seeing them in their underwear?
Do secret agents really infiltrate buildings via the air conditioning ducts? If they do, how have villains increased their air duct security measures?
Only the good die young. Cats have 9 lives. Think about it.
When people are stuck in traffic they wish they had a flying car. However, if everyone had a flying car there would still be the same amount of traffic. People would then be wishing their car didn’t fly.
It is said that one man can change the world. I ask, where does this man find a diaper that large?
If a garage is a place in which one parks, then saying “parking garage” is redundant.
If I were famous, I would buy a camera and stalk the members of the paparazzi.
I just can’t get help for my fear of going to a psychiatrist.
Going out to dinner with someone isn’t quite the same, when you visualize what they are going to be doing with the food they are eating six to eight hours later. This is why I can not go on dinner dates.
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