New Pres!

Normally I do not do political stuff, but as you will soon find out 1) this election held a deeper under current 2) this really isn't political stuff.

Just to break the news..........O'Bama won the election. and yes that's right "O" apostrophe "bama." He is black Irish. No matter if you were for O'bama or MCCain (seriously what's with all the Irish dudes?) we can all take something away from this election. The restoration of a greater power. Yes, that's right the power of the all mighty Oprah. True Miss Winfrey has not really received much attention lately, and in fact her approval rated has plummeted to a meager 96.8% in the gallop polls. But it was all for her cause of her finally deciding to put a black man in the white house. She had to let Barack soar, using his winged-like ears, across America to spread his message of hope and change. (side note as an avid coin collector, i am certainly looking forward to all this change he is promising.......(I am hoping the Republicans are grasping the deeper economic meaning of that lame joke)) Yes I am fearful that much like how the pope controlled Kennedy, the Oprah will be controlling O'Bama. I am foreseeing O'Bama's reign to be full of book clubs, handy new favorite gadgets, and loads of free things like, "everbody! EVERYBODY, check under your seats......HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!!!! WHOOP!WHOOP! HEALTH INSURANCE! HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!" I am also imagining a new healthier America that eats very well and starts to exercise more, however, I am also thinking around year one and a half we will all abandon these efforts and balloon back up to being the fattest country again, only to loose it all again around year 3. Yes, education is going to get better and our foreign policy with be even more generous with our money lending efforts. Let's just hope number 44 doesn't get thrown out of an elegant French fashion store while on a visit. Speaking of Barack being number 44, just want to point out that baseball is way ahead of the game yet again. Jackie Robinson, totally number 42. By these standards, the future holds some roided up pres-es who will be setting unprecedented records. Arnold 2016? Govinator to Presinator. (of course we will have passed a law saying that foreigners can actually get the presidency). Well congrats to those who voted for O'Bama. For those who voted for McCain, look on the bright side, not only will the economy go up as John will return home and be coerced into pyramid schemes and crazy products by swindlers taking advantage of the elderly, but Russia will remain at bay with Palin with one eye on them (the other is on a bear, because it certainly is not on her pregnant, teenage daughter (side note: anyone else find it ironic that Juno is not only the capital of Alaska but a movie about teen pregnancy?))