So, the profile section has a spot for me to post any questions I have in hopes that one of my profile lookers will reply with answer to it. However, I noticed that the questions are not visible unless the profile lookers click to see my entire profile. This is not an effective way to have my questions answered, especially if no one is clicking to see all of my profile. So I have decided to periodically post my questions in a post entitled "Questions"
#1. If a duck mated with a beaver would the result be a platypus?
#2. If the pen is mightier than the sword, then why is there war? If this statement were true, wouldn’t the nations simply write letters to each other proclaiming why they are so pissed off?
#3. Indians (feathers not dots) are Native Americans. I was born in America, which makes me a Native American. Does this mean I am an Indian?
#4. Why do people always stare at the radio when they are in their car listening to it and not driving? The sound isn’t coming from it. Do people expect the radio to suddenly turn into a television?
#5. Did people in the Soviet Union speak Russian? Or was it call Lennonese?
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- St Louis/Kirksville, MO, United States
- I am a college student in a small town, and have nothing better to do than blog. Though I may be an English major, I am terrible at spelling, grammar, and every other such essential of writing. So please excuse any errors, but do point them out so I can fix them. Without the cynic there would be no improvement. MY THOUGHTS is a humor book I am writing. It will most likely never be published, so I decided to share some of it with you. Note for polling purposes, the time on my blog is the current time of Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia........its my favorite capital name. True story, one of my friends told me he may actually name his child Ulaanbaatar
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Dan, if you do this and just put all your excerpts on this, I will not buy your book. Also I think you should know that I don't know how to read so I expect you to call me and read it to me. Remember I do go to Meramec. Also I think Kirksville sucks even though I haven't been there. Now to your question on the beaver and duck...I don't think those two do. I think a plate and a pussy make a platypus. Trust me I know, I go to Meramec.
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