Trash cans are very optimistic. Unless you try to put a pizza box in them. Then they are trash can’ts.
Fun untrue fact: Band Aids were invented by musical physicians.
I do not have the patients to be a doctor.
Question marks are redundant? Don’t people know when they are asked a question.
Waiters and waitresses are always taking people’s orders, and they never get caught.
People that analyze NASCAR are raceists.
Roller coasters sound a lot tamer than what they are. “What are you going to ride on?” “Oh, I thought I might coast on some rollers.”
Remote controls are alone because they are bossy.
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