The Biggest Mystery of the Century

With all of the recent legal troubles with celebrities, prison has blossomed into the place where anybody who is anybody goes. But the fact remains, its still prison. So I question, why is the slammer so appealing? The celebs seem to be keeping tight lips on the matter. I had to do some research on my own. It seemed that actually committing a crime, going to trial, getting convicted, appealing, going to a second trial, and getting convicted yet again would take longer than searching the internet. So like a med student seeking the answers to difficult questions, I set out, exploring the internet for hours until I found it. I have achieved my goal; and the answer, well it is nothing I can have you read about. So, my friends I will show you why prison is so freaking awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o