Bear Suits are Funny

This is a list of twenty five things you can do if you have the opportunity to wear a bear suit. If you feel daring enough, come up with some of your own and submit them under the comments section. This might be a reoccuring segment so look forward to more. enjoy.

Things to do in a bear suit:
1) Buy moisturizer from a Bed, Bath, and Beyond
2) Skip everywhere you go
3) Stand at a urinal for as long as you can while letting out sighs of relief
4) Put on bifocals and sit on a park bench reading the newspaper
5) Dress up in a suit and tie (over the bear suit), go into any office, and ask if they have any bear related positions open.
6) Go ice-skating.
7) Walk around telling people that forest fires can be started by natural causes as well as people, and that your cousin Smoky is a radical. Then ask if they will join you in your quest to bring him down.
8) Go to a park and steal as many picnic baskets as you can.
9) Tell everyone you meet that you are just in a suit and in fact not a bear, but rather a gorilla.
10) Walk down the street with a fishing pole and a bucket.
11) Go to the DMV and ask if you can take a permit test.
12) Wear a trench coat and flash people
13) Play tennis
14) Workout at a gym
15) Sit in a box that says “Needs a home. $5” outside of a grocery store.
16) Stand on the corner of an intersection and hold up a sign reading “Smoky burnt my house down, Yogi ate my food, can you please spare some change?”
17) Walk your dog.
18) Go Rollerblading
19) Go to a taxidermist and ask if it would be cheaper to have a human stuffed or its head mounted.
20) Go to Subway and tell them that your good friend Jared sent you.
21) Go to a costume shop, tell them you were invited to a costume party at the last minute, and ask if they had any generic human suits.
22) Go shopping at the mall
23) Go to a convince store, tell the cashier you have a hot date, and ask if they have any bear sized condoms.
24) Go to the zoo.
25) Buy a hunting rifle.