Hello to all who still check this. I am predicting that I will be updating this bad boy a lot more now. So, please visit soon. In the mean time, enjoy this current ongoing list of things I would do if I were super rich. How much dinero are we talking, you ask? Oprah money thats how much.
1) Win advertising space on someone on an Ebay auction, and make the person sport the word DUMBASS on their forehead.
2) Hire a hit man to kill themselves (the perfect crime)
3) Dress up as a homeless person and hand out money to people in the rich section of town.
4) Hire a marching band to follow you were ever you go
5) Go to a bar, push a guy, and say “you wanna go?” when he replies “yeah” counter with “Good, now go home, get packed and meet me back here in 30 minutes. We’re going to Italy!”
6) Buy up all commercial slots for your favorite TV show and play clips of your second favorite show.
7) Buy the rights to Times Square for an hour for your “movie” which is just you taking nap in a hammock.
8) Throw a party with materialistic people who also have lots and lots of money; unveil a one of a kind multi-million dollar yacht and blow it up in front of them.
9) Hire a team of the smartest minds in the world and make them do yard work around your house.
10) Finance the building of the smallest TV in the ever
11) Buy the filming rights to all Ben Afleck and Paris Hilton movies, to have them immediately burned after production.
12) Burry a million dollars some where, tell a group of people the general vicinity of where the cash is, sit back and enjoy the ride.
13) Hire limos and make them pick up people at bus stations.
14) Build a kick ass rollercoaster only short people could ride.
15) Buy an anti-gravity chamber and challenge the world’s strongest men to a weight lifting contest in it.
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