Keeping with the Paris Hilton theme, this is the Top ten contest on the Late Show with David Letterman website for the week. this is the link http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20070519.phtml , join in on parismania and write down your best quip, who knows you may win a free late show t-shirt
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Top Ten Cool Things About Sharing a Jail Cell with Paris Hilton
10) Free Hilton Hotel mini bar
9) You will have a lot of alone time since she is always on conjugal visits.
8) Her ability to fit through the bars provides a crucial element to your escape
7) “Lights out” just means a switch to night vision mode
6) She can fill you in on all of the in between details Billy Bush leaves out of her life
5) She invites you to join in on the conjugal visits
4) Your tell all book: Sleeping above Paris
3) She knows how to make a fine wine in a toilet
2) Her optimistic, no complaints attitude
1) Paris’ prison motto: Get busy living
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- St Louis/Kirksville, MO, United States
- I am a college student in a small town, and have nothing better to do than blog. Though I may be an English major, I am terrible at spelling, grammar, and every other such essential of writing. So please excuse any errors, but do point them out so I can fix them. Without the cynic there would be no improvement. MY THOUGHTS is a humor book I am writing. It will most likely never be published, so I decided to share some of it with you. Note for polling purposes, the time on my blog is the current time of Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia........its my favorite capital name. True story, one of my friends told me he may actually name his child Ulaanbaatar
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