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Man Sues Local Brewery
After spending his 21st birthday beer tasting at Georg Kershanoff and Sohn’s Microbrewery, Shawn McDonald found himself a little lightheaded and giddy. The following day, McDonald awoke with a splitting headache, enlarged pupils, and nausea. McDonald says he was not aware of this effect. “I left the place feeling great. All was well, but then I woke up and I couldn’t take it. I called GKS (the microbrewery) and they said that those symptoms were normal. I couldn’t believe anyone told me about it. It really is a scam.” McDonald followed his call to the brewery with a call to his attorney, Terry Mullen. Mullen says that his client was mistreated, and that the microbrewery’s slogan of “Let the good times role” is false advertising. “My client was under the impression that he would not feel sick after drinking (the brewery's products). We will be taking this matter to court and will not accept a settlement unless it is a large compensation.” The brewery has not commented on this matter but is expected to hold a press conference tomorrow at noon.



Warning: The following contains foul and graphic language...........and urges you to make up new foul and graphic langauge.

Fun Game: In my ever-constant state of boredom, I came up with a way to 1 waste time and 2 make up new words, curse words that is. The first step in this two step process is to say a random cuss word or word associated with naughty parts of the human anatomy (not surprisingly most of these words fit in both categories.) Examples are: ass, penis, vagina, tits, dick, and (everyone’s favorite) fuck. Pick and choose your favorite. Now, to the hard part. With the first word out up in the air hanging like a dingleberry, people will be expecting you to add to your sudden fit of foul language. You cannot disappoint. The second, and final step, is placing a random noun, preferably an object not so much proper nouns, behind the first word. Examples of these kinds of nouns are: cup, hat, pole, sock, lamp, and bean. The final product can be very amusing. Some of my favorites include: Douche basket, dick rail, twat noodle, and (the best one ever) ass whistle. Yes, ass whistle. It actually has a definition. It’s a fart. Daniel Webster eat your heart out.